:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
