Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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