Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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