Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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