Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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