i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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