Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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