so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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