i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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