Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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