haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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