i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Do vagina's smell?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Randomize