The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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