This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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