Having a random hookup so left but love u
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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