So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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