I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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