Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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