sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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