I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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