This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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