yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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