You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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