Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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