It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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