i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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