He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize