i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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