i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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