you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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