we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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