great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
