Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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