I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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