Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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