What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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