She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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