think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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