how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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