Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize