There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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