so explain again why im purple
no
Non-Jews are for practice
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
