Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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