Please, let me fuck your mom
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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