she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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