Don't you send me to vm
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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