we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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