If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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