After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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