If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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