2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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