I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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