i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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