Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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